If your early 20-something son is better at communication in his (fledging) relationship,
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
Credit goes to njotis and epidilius. I’m mostly combining their two ways of playing.
What you’ll need: three to four cases of beer (Pawns of the Secret Order), a bottle of liqueur (the King), a sturdy table, various objects to stand upon, and a large room for gameplay.
Objective: Reach the King first, kill him, and become a True American.
Set up: Arrange the Pawns of the Secret Order around the King in a radial spoke pattern directed away from the King. One spoke for each of the four Zones.
True American is a game where you have three or four cases of beer on one table like a castle with a bottle of your favorite shot, like Jack Daniels, in the middle. This bottle is the “Queen”. To figure out who goes, and who’s team you’re on, you need to put a random amount of fingers on you…
I just… can’t, guys. I usually laugh at their stupid tags, but this one really enrages me. It’ wrong, it’s offensive, it’s… it’s— dude, what is the problem with them? It’s sad. It really is.